*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
'what is happiness to you?'
this gif of a toucan going down the stairs
"We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." (x)
Did ya hear about my new jimmy jams? They’re for chaaaaaaaaarity… ;)
mark ya gonna send yer fandom to the hospital cause tHEY CANT BREATH E