i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES
THRE BEARS AR E IN
This is amazing. I don’t even play video games and I recognize how this would enhance the game-playing experience.
the transformation of a lifetime
logging onto tumblr near autumn
yoo btw im at the cottage with very little internet until basically the end of august so im not posting much if at all.
but if you are mutuals w/ me and you are from canada and dont have my cell number, dont be afraid to send me an ask. ill check tumblr later this week,
achievement hunter + popular text posts
i cut it last week. its been rainy, and im lazy. but im still going to call my police despite your judgement of my greenery. *beep boop boop*
hello yes there is someone on my property and i want them gone
what do you mean you cant do anything
well okay, the police are definitely on the way. and i hear that when you get caught, thats on your record forever. you should probably get out of here, they are quicker now that THE PRESIDENT has cracked down on the bad police.
Sir, or ma`am, or other fancy old timey gender neutral pronoun, this is my property and you are on it without my permission. You dont want me to have to call the police would you?
You wouldn`t want me to have to call THE PRESIDENT
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- æ = Post a picture of yourself
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
- <3 = I want to fuck you
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”