sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

counting-to-one-hundred:

No, no, you misheard me. I said I’m good at oral sax

*sings the “Talk Dirty” hook*

If we’re mutuals describe yourself on anon and I’ll guess who it is
baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*

ma6ddy:

OKAY SO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE POKEMON CEREAL FROM 2000?

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SOMEONE CONTACTED KELLOGG’S LAST YEAR ABOUT BRINGING IT BACK AND THEY REPLIED:

"Unfortunately, consumer demand was not strong enough to support continued production
However, if our continued research indicates a…

No, no, you misheard me. I said I am good at oral sax

*sings the “Talk Dirty” hook*

oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
more like
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deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

☄ Picture of you
♥ Name of crush
☯ Religion
✉ State of origin
♬ Favorite song/s
♪ Favorite band
☑ Full name
Ω Favorite Book
♘ Favorite Animal
✞ Are you religious
☥ Cats or dogs
☝ Dominant hand
♨ Ocean or Lake
♉ Star Sign
♧ Eye color
✌ Favorite character
✏ Writer or reader
☪ Hair color
♂ Gender
✈ Last vacation
☍ Silver or gold

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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Nintendo - Eterna Forest
4,433 plays

narutofucker:

Eterna Forest
-Pokemon Diamond & Pearl OST